Heartbeat & Heartbeaten T-shirt, Original & Witty
Everyone has a beating heart, but not everyone's heartbeat is as interesting as yours. Our heartbeats speed up when we're excited, turned on or when we're scared and anxious. But whatever makes your heart beat faster, it is usually worth it! Whether you're getting excited about meeting new people, your girlfriend or boyfriend or just about a job interview. This heartbeat t-shirt however is not so much about the excitement that causes your heartbeat rate to increase. It's about what happens when you feel like your heart has been beaten up.
Maybe your heart has been broken by someone you love, well this the heartbeat t-shirt to wear! Do you sometimes feel as though someone has taken a hammer to your heart and just killed all of your romantic ambitions? Don't let that happen to you anymore, wear this sarcastic t-shirt and show the world you're not afraid of a little heart beating. This clever and original t-shirt design is also available in the form of witty hoodies, notebooks, tank tops, thongs, boxers, wall clocks, aprons and teddy bears.
The heartbeat t-shirt design comes in two different flavors: a mending heart and a heart in the process of being beaten with a hammer. Whether you're getting over a broken heart or you can still feel the immediate pain of a break up or a rejection, you have a witty t-shirt to wear.
The heart can take a beating if you're not careful to it, even if you're not romantically involved with anyone. If you eat high fat or sugar diets, your blood vessels will start to get clogged with fat. This is really unhealthy, and your heart will have a harder time to continue bringing oxygen to the rest of your body. This will slow you down and your heart will literally look like the "heartbeaten t-shirt design". Maybe you will want to buy this original and clever t-shirt to remind yourself to take it easy on the french fries or else your heart will look beaten up!
Or maybe you're not the most health conscious person on the planet and you just like the idea of seeing someone taking a hammer to a beating heart. Drestroying hearts might be what you do for a living. You might be a famous person who breaks hearts every time a new fan of yours finds out you're already taken. Or might just be a really hot guy or girl, who attracts a lot of admirers, but never goes out with them.
So what are you waiting for? Buy yourself one of these witty "heartbeat t-shirt"s, hoodies, thongs, boxers, tote bags, buttons, hats or mouse pads! You won't regret it, because this witty and clever item will serve as a reminder to yourself not to let your heart be beaten and a warning for others that your heart was already beaten so you're being more careful now. Or you'll just wear it to show that you don't care about other people's broken hearts over you. This witty design doesn't quite make a good gift, but it could make for an interesting practical joke gift.
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